As we were both home at half term I suggested we spend some time together clearing the (f)utility room of several years of debris, rather than just sighing at The State of Things – which happens a lot after watching episodes of My Hoarding Partner Will Be The Death of Me.
I should point out that partner involvement is much more likely to be agreed to when the French Open or similar sporting event that should be on tv is rained off.
We started by hauling everything out the corner – it’s so long since we did that we couldn’t remember where the light switch was. We spent a couple of hours, first staring in disbelief at the scale of it all and then making Son come and sort through his shoes. Daughter is still out but will be forced to do same when she is home.
So apart from the bag of ancient plimsolls we now have a dustbin full of old paint, discarded electrical wiring, power leads for who-knows-what, at least six plugs and various other bits of tat. I also parted with a slightly mouldy old inflatable frisbee, that used to have a beach-bag-cum-inflatable-pillow that we got free with some yogurt in about 1990.
I did try to send some other sports stuff out the door but apparently we need a sack of ten footballs and a big dustbin size tub of beach gear and half a dozen different racquets for different ball games. And six or eight frisbies.
We did give a bin bag full of tangled kites to the after-school club, along with a cricket bat and a big old saucepan with lid that they can use for outdoor cooking.
Next step – seeing what is stashed in the double sink in there.